The one where they lost a needle

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Text exchange between me and “Boris” (name changed to protect the innocent):

Me: Ok, when r u leaving?

Boris: Don’t know. They lost a needle. We have to wait for the radiologist to read the x-rays.

Me: WHAT?! (In my head I was thinking of an entire syringe because I was interpreting this word in Chinese, and in Chinese, “needle” and “syringe” are the same word.) How the hell do you lose a needle inside a patient?

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Taking Chances and the Cure for ED

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I suffered from idea constipation.

Three weeks ago, I published my first book (incurring the wrath of real writers everywhere; well, at least in the English-speaking countries).

Now, I have ED (get your mind out of the gutter).

Entrepreneur Dysfunction is the entrepreneur’s version of writer’s block.

It’s as if I’d angered the spirits of great writers and in retaliation, they’ve shut off my ideas spigot.

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Why I Spent $4,152.11 on a FREE Mobile App

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How much is gaining an INSTANT audience numbering in the thousands worth to you?

And I don’t mean one-time visitors, either.

I mean the kind of audience that returns over and over again.

A loyal and captive audience . . . one that will buy whatever you have to offer.

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How to Get Tons of Media Attention, Generate Massive Traffic, and Increase Sales Exponentially – The Ultimate Promotion Guide

Admit it, your marketing campaign sucks.

You’re doing everything you’re supposed to, yet somehow you’re still not getting noticed.

No attention, no traffic … not even a bleep on the radar.

What are you doing wrong? What is it that your competitors are doing and you’re not?

“Well, they’ve been doing this a lot longer than I have. It’s hard for me to catch up.”

So what?

“They’ve got a whole PR department and I’m only one person.”

Who cares?!

Because what I’m about to show you will blow them out of the water.

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